As a
child, we would go often to my Grandmother(Maw) Norwood's house in rural
Heard County. Paw Norwood had a huge old barn that he did not use
anymore. There were huge, I mean HUGE red wasp nests in the very top of
the ceiling of that old barn. Of course, the first thing grownups would
say the first step we took towards the barn is, "Stay away from that barn
and don't mess with those wasps, they will sting you." Yeah, yeah, how
is a tiny, dumb bee gonna sting us? We have sling shots made out of a
real rubber inner tube and we were all crack shots to boot. No one
bothered to tell those hundreds of mean wasps just how fearless we were.
And no one told us those wasps could trace the path of that rock shot
from dozens of yards away. Add all this together and somebody was going
to get stung, and that somebody was me. It felt like I had been shot in
the neck with a BB gun. As soon as my senses came back to me and the
pain became almost unbearable, I started running to the house. To be
precise, I ran to the shade tree in the front yard where all the women
were gathered in a circle of chairs, talking as women do. They were also
dipping snuff as was the custom back then. As soon as I reached Maw
Norwood's side she turned and asked where I had been stung, already
knowing what I had gotten into by the speed I ran and the volume of my
anguish. No sooner than I pointed to the spot, she spat snuff with
deadly accuracy on the exact spot. Then I was immediately grabbed and
spat upon by others in the circle, each in turn hitting the site of the
bee sting. Within minutes the pain was gone and my once white T-shirt
was forever brown stained. Since I only owned 2 or 3 more T-shirts at
one time, the next time I wore that shirt, someone would see the stain
and remark, "Got stung by a bee, huh?"
Snuff spit is a good pain reliever for a bee sting, but man is it nasty?!?
Monday, May 12, 2014
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